Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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