Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Mrs. Welsh

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Chrissy is funny.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Anti Joke

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