Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Cold camel scrotum.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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