What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

what do you watch ? a tv

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

bitches be crafty.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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