- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

I am a n1gger.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Not Steve Jobs

Niki Minaj's ass

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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