Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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AVB

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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