LOL May Wong

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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buttcrack thumbs up

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Stop being a centipede

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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