- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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