Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Heartlight

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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