- Anti Joke

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe