- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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