How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Your mother is a man.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Yo mamas so fat

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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