- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

liam buchan is gay !

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Knock knock. Come in.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Women's rights

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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