Emily Brunelle is skinny

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

involved parents.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

YOLO.

Alex Eggbert

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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