- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

A horse cantered into a bar.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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