- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Watch your lips.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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