What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Woman's Rights

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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