- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

asian, do math

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot