- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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