a man walks into horse bar

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

bitches be crafty.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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