Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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I'm a like whore

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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