Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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