- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Melbourne Football Club.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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