Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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pineapples

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Republicans

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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