- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Hi my name is Jim

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Womens rights.

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