- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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