- Anti Joke

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Hi my name is Jim

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos