- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Obamacare haters

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Farts smell bad!

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A black guy with his family.

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