What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Weiner

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What's up brah brah

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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DOWN

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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