Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Watch your lips.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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