asian, do math

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Penis

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

peter charastabopouloulous

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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