Do you know what they say? Words

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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AVB

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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