- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Women.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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