If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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