- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

I'm a like whore

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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