a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

what do you watch ? a tv

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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bitches be crafty.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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