Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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guess what chicken butt

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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