What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why? Because!

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Matty B

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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