What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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24!

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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where are you?

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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AVB

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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