Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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I need a good anti joke....

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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