- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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