Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Women Driving.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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