knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Anti Joke

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