Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Womens rights.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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