A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Knock Knock.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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