- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Meow.

A walrus walks into a bar

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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