- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Jews

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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