What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Dubstep < Music

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How are you? Yes

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Penis.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Anti Joke

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