What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

whats your name? bumder:)

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Ryan Chang is funny.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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