What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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