- Anti Joke

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Dani barton= lovely

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .