- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Pinus Testicles

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

sarah taylor

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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