There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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I'm a like whore

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Ebola

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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