- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

what is big and white? the moon

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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