- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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