Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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