How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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God

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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