roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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