How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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pizzano is a tool.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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