Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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