What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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pizzano is a tool.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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matt shut up

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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