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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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