What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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