how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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