For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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pizzano is a tool.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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