- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

pizzano is a tool.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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