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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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