- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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