What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Yes. Just Yes.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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