Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Your time.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

you just contradicted yourself.

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