What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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