Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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