- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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