What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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