What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Vagina ass.

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knock knock who's there aids

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Worst joke ever

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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for keeps?

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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