Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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