Why is pi? Because circles.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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women's rights

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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IU football

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