- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Who is a knob? ross d

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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