yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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gay marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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this girl died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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