Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Chicken

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Anti Joke

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