why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Girls Basketball.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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ginger

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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she wasn't 18

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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