Wombat monkey juice.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Women's Rights.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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penis

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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